HELLO 1E3! :DD

I'm back, and this time I have jokes to share.

YAY~!

OK lets start.

Number 1!

A man had to shoot an elephant that was 100m away from him. He has only ONE bullet in his gun. That bullet could only shoot 10m. He can't walk towards the elephant and the elephant couldn't walk towards him. He can't buy more bullets too. How did he shoot the elephant?

THINK! Its quite easy actually. When you see the answer you will be thinking "OMG why didn't I think of that?!"






The answer: The gun was 90m long






Number 2! This is not really a joke. Its a funny story.

A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other. Blondes are generally really dumb. The lawyer decided to play a game with the blonde. If he asks a question and she cant answer, she will have to give him $5. If he fails to answer HER questions, he would give her $50.

The lawyer asked "What is the planet closest to the Earth?". She immediately gave him $5 because she didn't know the answer.

It was the blonde's turn. She asked "What goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 2?"

The lawyer was shocked. He had never encountered this question before. He checked every where but finally admitted defeat and gave her $50.

The lawyer was very curious to know the answer so he asked "What is the answer to the question?"

The blonde gave him $5.

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA- Thats a VERY SMART BLONDE.








Number 3!
OK this one requires you do something. But before you do, make sure you can view everything so you wont have to stop and scroll down. MAKE SURE NOT TO PEEP AT THE BOTTOM!

Raise both your index fingers.
Say "T", and touching the side of your forehead with one finger.
Say "M", and touch the other side of your forehead with the other index finger.
Do this a few times. Do not stop until you finish reading this. Say the two letters fast.

Now I will say something. Continue the touching your forehead and saying the two letters.

"The inside of your head is..."

Note that you're saying "T", "M", which, in reverse, is "M", "T" (EMPTY)

MUAHAHAHAHA. You admitted that your head is empty, meaning you have no brain. :P

This is a mind-trick. By getting you to start with "T", your brain will emphasize on the "T". If I had told you to start with "M", you would know immediately that you are saying "M-T" (Empty)

Hahaha. Test this on your other friends. See their reactions. ^_^





Enjoyyy~

Love,
Danielle