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*I decided to type out the article because the last time the words were tiny.*

"Yes, yes!" Shrieked Ngian Ruo Han, the class monitress of 1E3 on 23 November. To others it may have been just another ordinary day, but to fans of Adam Lambert, it was the day they had been waiting for, especially Ruo Han.

Apparently, Ruo Han did all this "shrieking action" in school during a Sec 1 Orientation Dry Run, in which prefects and prefects in training like Ruo Han were involved. It was the same day as the release of Adam Lambert's first album.

"She was noisy," comments a prefect who wishes to remain anonynmous.

According to her classmates, when Ruo Han heard that Adam Lambert had lost to Kris Allen, Ruo Han was "extremely furious" and "refused to go for recess", "repeatedly saying 'no' over and over again".

Her friend, Luk Ching, says, "On that day [of the prefect gathering], she said she was going to rush to the CD store to buy Adam Lambert's album right after the dry run ended." However, reporters saw her going to Serene Centre, just a stone's throw away from the school, to eat McDonald's. She bought a McSpicy. Ruo Han spent an hour there before taking a bus across the road with a suspicious-looking friend who kept rattling off about Sherlock Holmes. We think that Adam Lambert must be upset, that this "loyal" fan put McDonalds before him.

Students of 1E3 have long known Ruo Han's love for Adam Lambert. "She goes insane whenever she hears about 23 November," comments fellow classmate Chloe Lee, a loyal fan of Kris Allen (!!!!!!!) When talking about Adam Lambert, Ruo Han has been known to "shake her head wildly" and "raise her voice" while "laughing loudly".

Apparently, she is not a Glambert, an official fan of Adam Lambert's official fan site. Officially. "Ruo Han seemed very upset when she realised that you have to be 18 and above to be registered officially as a Glambert," a friend, Luk Ching, comments.

Adam Lambert's album is out in stores now.

(Ruo Han's squealing in the background).

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*PS: flying off to China in a few days time! (:

-To God Be The Glory! Written at9:42 PM