Hihihihi!
Debbie was telling me the other day that we should have a 1e3 reunion...
...WHEN WE'RE LIKE 50 (or 80? awesome right!)
So I just wanted to share some jokes with you guys about oldies!

There are three men who are best friends and they meet up around every 10 years to dine.

So when they were 20, they asked each other, "Where shall we eat?" Then one answered, "Let's eat at Jack's Place because there is a live band playing there tonight." And they went!

When they were 40, they asked each other, "Where shall we eat?" Then one answered, "Let's eat at Jack's Place because they have a good selection of wine there." And they went!

When they were 70, they asked each other, "Where shall we eat?" One answered, "Let's eat at Jack's Place because they are wheel-chair friendly so we can go there in our wheelchairs." And they went!

Aaaand, when they were 90, they asked each other, "Where shall we eat?" And two of them said, "Let's eat at Jack's Place because we've never been there before! :D"

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Three oldies with hearing problems were playing golf together. The first guy said, "Windy, isn't it?" The second guy said, "No, it's Thursday". The third guy said, "Me too. Let's go have a drink."

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It took me a while to get this. Because the second guy heard "windy" as "wednesday", so he corrected him. Then the third guy heard "thursday" as "thirsty"! Hahaha.

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Three sisters, aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a big house.
The 96 year old was about to take a bath. She put her foot into the bathtub and pauses. She yells, "Was I going in or out of the bathtub?"
The 94 year old who is in the kitchen with the 92 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'm coming up to check." She goes up the stairs and then pauses. She yells, "Was I going up or down the staircase?"
The 92 year old shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I don't become as forgetful as them," and then slaps the wooden table, "touchwood!" Then she yells, "I'll come up and help you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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It took me a minute to get this. 'Cause when she hit the kitchen table to 'touch wood', she forgot that she hit the kitchen table and thought someone was knocking on the door! Hahahaha.

I just hope this doesn't happen to us! :D
I have a lot of jokes about oldies, but it's getting late now.
Goodnight friends!

- chingster, 24.